10 Testicle Truths All Women Dating Men Know Too Well

10 Testicle Truths All Women Dating Men Know Too Well

Testicles more commonly referred to as ‘balls’ are responsible for the reproduction in male body. The penis is only acting as the ‘delivery boy’ for them. However aesthetically speaking they seem to face a lot of flak and are not at all endearing to look at. Nobody wants to focus on them as the limelight is taken by phallus. Following are some of the secrets that women shared about this important sign of man hood.

10. Always seem to itch

No matter how much a guy will itch their balls it seems to only grow instead of dying out. Even if the guys keep it clean under there the itch seems to be unaffected, persistently happening. Although at times it is awkward, but if a man’s patience wears thin he might even resort to itching in a public space. The itch is so annoying that a man may be willing to put his reputation on the line by doing it in a public space. Itching away them balls while throwing caution and self-respect to the wind.

10. Always seem to itch

9. They are not much of a looker

The bigger they are the more elephant skin looking their appearance with wrinkles and skin hanging like its melting off. Like all genitals, they are also disgustingly ugly and probably the ugliest one of the lot. The bigger they are rougher and crinkly they appear to be. Apparently ladies are grossed out by bigger balls because of their craggy appearance. Once you have seen them you cannot unsee them, heck one of the ladies commented how she has started hating all sports involving balls! There is extreme hate for the testicles with ladies.

8. They like to be kept well ventilated

You know the look of impatience you get from your partner when they reach home and just want to hang them in the air but can’t since you have company. Being tied up in that stuffy underwear for the entire day makes them breach the pants and come out for air like whales. After all they are claustrophobic and with those skinny jeans and tight underwear they are rightfully demanding their release from that steam box!

8. They like to be kept well ventilated

7. They will morph into something uglier if not hygienically addressed

Like the under arm hair which if left to grow unchecked take on a sinister smell similarly if testicles are given a free reign and not washed at all will become more despicable. Yes they can manage to be even more uglier if not properly cleaned and washed. You better believe it or you might face some serious flak about hygiene issues from your partner. The most despicable characteristics of unwashed testicles is the mushy smell they take on kind of like produced by a damp furniture or clothing which is growing mould. One girl jokingly commented that “nobody likes to floss their teeth with your pubic hair”. One referred to them as “giving an appearance of a highly reclusive rabbi”. Another equated them with a “highly depressed woolly mammoth which has cancer”. So guys do yourselves a favor and keep them hygienically pleasant to not aggravate an already disgusting part of your body.

7. They will morph into something uglier if not hygienically addressed

6. Balls are never given a second thought

When we ladies are thinking about our yummy boyfriends we are not even giving two hoots about their sack. They never qualify to be even in our peripheral thoughts and that is the way we like to keep things. The penis may occupy a little bit of our thoughts but there is no question of ever thinking about our boyfriends testicles. Not even a tiniest bit of possibility to think on the subject. Nil. Nada. Zero.

5. Men are always trying to make peace with the troublesome sack

It is rather amusing to watch men adjusting themselves in order to pacify the irritating balls. It may not be that amusing for the poor soul himself as whether sitting, walking or having sex these little buggers have a knack of messing up things to the point of extreme annoyance.

5. Men are always trying to make peace with the troublesome sack

4. They could be sensitive to external stimuli

Not everything about them is bad as the article may lead you to believe. They could be absolutely engaging in their own little way as recalled by one lady. According to her observation, the nut sack of his boyfriend showed signs of movement as he slept after sex. The movement was very slow but definitely there as he slept near the fire place and temperature made the nuts squirm in the sack ever so slightly. Apparently that lady found it a little mesmerizing to follow the progress of those nuts.

4. They could be sensitive to external stimuli

3. They will gently spank you if you opt for doggy-style

If ever a lady opted for doggy-style they might learn that one purpose of the little blighters may be to spank you ever so lightly as though making their presence felt. Maybe that is the main function of testicles and the whole reproduction thing was nature’s way of making things look mature.

2. Clean shaven and properly trimmed

If the trimming is not done properly they may not only resemble a cactus but may also feel like one. It is not at all comfortable to come into contact with them which is a huge turn off for the ladies. They should be properly washed and shaven to make them qualify some degree of acceptability.

2. Clean shaven and properly trimmed

1. Maybe covering them up is not that bad an idea

They always look better when covered up instead of being in your face staring back at you. Obviously nestling them in underwear is always the best solution but turning off the lights may also do the trick. One of the lady commenters referred to them as “crime scene” and better to be hidden away than to be exposed to the naked eye.

1. Maybe covering them up is not that bad an idea