What To Do After You Finish Too Quickly

What To Do After You Finish Too Quickly

It happens to the best of men. You’re with a girl and it’s feeling good — really good. All of sudden, way too good. Before you know it, you’ve concluded your business and you’ve barely made it past the one-minute mark. As she stares quizzically into your eyes, you have a split second to decide what to do about your early ejaculation. Should you try to play it off with a joke or genuinely apologize? Here are the dos and don'ts of how to react.

Laugh it off

Laugh it off

Trying to casually make a joke of the situation is a valid reaction. If you can get her to laugh about it with you, then it will just be an amusing hiccup in an otherwise pleasurable evening. Take a break, have a good laugh and then try again. If she does not find it funny, you have two options: 1) skip to “distracting her” or 2) find yourself a girl who’s not so uptight.

Apologize

Apologize

Sure, you could apologize for your premature ending. It’s a fine option as long as you don’t grovel. A quick “sorry” wouldn’t hurt, but don’t dwell on it. It really doesn’t require a solemn declaration of regret. The only thing you’d really have to be sorry for is leaving her unsatisfied after your quick orgasm.

Pout

Pout

Grown men should not pout. It is not becoming at the best of times, and it is certainly not appropriate on the occasion of early ejaculation. Be a man, suck it up and try again. It may be disheartening, but acting like a petulant two-year-old will guarantee that you don’t get a second chance. Extra douchebag points if you manage to directly or indirectly make her feel like your early ejaculation was her fault.

Panic

Panic

Do not panic. In the event of an unexpected climax, resist the urge to flee the room in shame. Stay calm and try to act like it’s not a big deal. She’ll still be out there when you’re finished hiding in the bathroom, and your freak-out will just make things more awkward when you finally chill out.

Try to explain

Try to explain

The phrase “this never happens to me” should not escape your mouth in this situation. She probably won’t believe it despite your insistence on the rarity of the occurrence. In fact, she might even think you doth protest too much. Believe it or not, women are aware that it happens every once in a while. She doesn’t need an explanation.

Fake like it didn’t happen

Fake like it didn’t happen

Faking an orgasm is one thing, but faking not having an orgasm is probably even harder. There is evidence left behind after all. So don’t try to pretend it didn’t happen; just act like it didn’t. Instead of pausing to acknowledge it, just move on and keep the pleasure going by other means. Your penis does not have to be directly involved for sex to continue.

Distract her

Distract her

The best possible reaction to a early ejaculation on your part is to focus your attention on her pleasure, thereby distracting her from the fact that you’re already finished. If you’re using your mouth, hands or sex toys to please her, she won’t care when you had your orgasm.

Try, try again

Try, try again

No matter which of these reactions come to you at the moment of your untimely orgasm, you can save the situation by getting yourself together and starting from the beginning. If you can’t manage to get it up a second time, make sure she is happy for the night by using the other means at your disposal and giving her a repeat performance in the morning, which will be sure to last longer than the first.