10 Funny Pickup Lines of Johnny Bravo

Hey, wanna see me comb my hair really fast? Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things; Me! Oh Momma, I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams? Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop .. whatever you prefer? Hey baby, if this shoe fits then I must be your cinderfella!

Man, it must be great being you watching me! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a capricorn, I’m a cancer! You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me? If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right! Enough about you let’s talk about me

Hey 911 there’s a handsome guy in my house! oh wait its only me. Hey baby anybody’d ever tell you i have beautiful eyes. I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare to each other ? YOU MISS MY FACE? Cause I MISS YOU SITTING ON IT, GIRL

Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise You look like the kinda girl that could use two. I’m pretty you’re pretty let’s say we go home and stare at eachother I Am Johnny Oh Mr Of The Universe You wanna do the monkey with me Don’t worry, I won’t bite baby.

You understand what the dog says? Did you see a gorilla around here? Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn’t happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you? Your boyfriend left you? Well… uh… what are you wearing? Do you have a map? ‘Cause I just got lost in your eyes.

I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you! If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you’ve been running through my mind all night Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel