15 Instagram Accounts That Prove The World Is Doomed

15. A**hole parents

Parenting is a tough job. As a general rule, you lose sleep, it costs a lot and the final product will usually be asking why they’re so messed up. A**hole parents is an Instagram account that features pictures that parents have taken of their kids crying over stupid things. It has over 300,000 followers and has everything from a child crying over not being allowed to play with a table saw, to a child sobbing because his mother asked him to stop stomping on cereal that was spilled on the floor.
15. A**hole parents

14. Parking Spot Shaming

If you’re a driver, you probably hate nothing more than someone sharing the road with you who is inconsiderate. Of course it’s never you either, you brilliant motorist, you! But if you find a person who has parked their car right in the middle of an intersection and it has yet to be towed, Parking Spot Shaming is the place for you to post such a public service announcement.
14. Parking Spot Shaming

13. Justin Jedlica

I originally had Valeria Lukyanova (the human barbie doll) on here, but looking into it, she actually hasn’t had that much work done. The boob job is obvious, but outside of that, she’s basically a girl with a great body, who wears a ton of make up and has facial features that look remotely similar to that of the famous toy. Scrutinize her claim of “not a ton of work done” as you will.
13. Justin Jedlica

12. Omgliterallydead/Skellie

Meet Skellie, a skeleton who poses in pictures making fun of the stereotypical girl on Instagram. Every last one of the usual poses can be found, from the obligatory picture of the first red leaf of fall, to bathroom selfies and of course, we can’t dare to forget the ever-popular “frustrated at work” pics. #OMG.
12. Omgliterallydead/Skellie

11. Passenger Shaming

This can be filed under “scum of the Earth studies” right next to the parking spot account. Passenger shaming features pictures taken by flight attendants after or during flights. Disgusting feet and obscene messes left behind are both popular posts and stand as examples of behavior that should have been taken care of by evolution. If feet and mess aren’t enough for you, there are also plenty of shots of people who remove too much clothing during flights.
11. Passenger Shaming

10. Thatlookslikead*ck

This one is hilarious, but the amount of immaturity that is apparent in its content is proof that the world is not going in the right direction, and I cannot stop laughing about it. If you have a filthy mind, and these days almost everyone seems to, you can find very unlikely things that look like male genitalia.
10. Thatlookslikead*ck

9. Tinder Nightmares

You can find crazies wherever you look. Whether you trawl bars for “companionship” or go on the internet, you will encounter crazy. Tinder is no different and the great thing about an app or an internet dating site is that craziness that shows up on a screen can be saved and shared.
9. Tinder Nightmares

8. TSA

The reason flying sucks has an Instagram account that is followed by over 300,000 people. They mostly post pictures of knives and firearms that they confiscate from travelers. There are never any pictures of them wrestling knitting needles away from grannies, pouring out breast milk or patting down crying children, for those images, you must go directly to the airport.
8. TSA

7. Parenting Fail

This is the opposite of my first entry “A**hole parents”, and parenting fails is pretty much an account that showcases bad parenting choices. Let’s break this down, parents, raising children, are now joking and bragging on the internet about their own shortcomings. From moms posting lingerie selfies next to crying infants to toddlers dressed like rappers or sporting tramp stamps, look up parenting fails on Instagram if you want to feel concern for the next generation.
7. Parenting Fail

6. Badbrows

Now as a male who doesn’t do much in the way of advanced grooming, I admit that I don’t know how hard it is to “do” one’s eyebrows. Furthermore, I don’t care and the examples of this Instagram account are terrifying examples of people who need professional help…from beauticians.
6. Badbrows

5. Satiregram

I think this is what people who want to sound smart call “meta”. It’s basically an Instagram account featuring nothing but descriptions of the usual Instagram posts, written on pieces of paper. It’s pretty funny, but stands as an example of how unoriginal almost everything on the social media site is. I’m not really sure if this is actually a sign that the world is doomed or just a joke aimed at those who prove the world is doomed. Either way, enjoy the laughs.
5. Satiregram

4. Cashcats

Before anyone calls me a feline-phobe, I will go on record as saying that I like cats. I like them roughly as much as dogs. I’m generally amused by almost everything cat-related on the internet, but cashcats is a sign that cats are taking over. The account is just picture after picture of cats rolling around in piles of money. It’s funny, but it should scare us all that cats are commanding this much capital these days. They are in control now. Okay, this is a joke, they’re not taking over, but this cat thing is getting a little ridiculous.
4. Cashcats

3. Cookingforbae

I’m not a chef, and I’m not a snob. In fact, I’ve been known to cook up some bacon and onions, shred a massive block of cheddar cheese, throw it in the frying pan and then eat that as an entire meal. In short, anything will do when I’m hungover.
3. Cookingforbae

2. The Kardashians/Jenners

Most of them have over a million followers and while I’m up on my soap box, I must say, the people who consider the Kardashians/Jenners worthy of their attention need to wake up and find new hobbies. A Kardashian had a job ages ago, and that was their father who was a lawyer. The ones splattered all over the media nowadays are attention-craving opportunists who offer absolutely nothing to their fans. They are spoiled brats that make Paris Hilton look like an accomplished, intelligent, applause-worthy young lady.
2. The Kardashians/Jenners

1. Itslavishb*tch

I thought of including the Rich Kids of Instagram, but really those people aren’t doing anything that bad. They look like they’re having a great time, and whether they made their own money or not, they are showing off a life most people would love to have. They aren’t particularly arrogant about it, like “Lavish”.
1. Itslavishb*tch