People Who Followed Instructions Closer Than A Fat Kid Follows The Ice Cream Truck

My Mom Asked Me

'Put some toilet paper on the shelf, please.'
My Mom Asked Me

Birthday Cake

A friend in China ordered a cake for his son. He texted the bakery the message to appear on the cake "Happy 9th birthday." This is the cake he received.
Birthday Cake

To The Hairdresser From Craigslist:

'Please give me some layers.'
To The Hairdresser From Craigslist:

'Look At All That Disgusting Gum.'

'Can you do something about it?'
'Look At All That Disgusting Gum.'

The Health Inspector Said:

'All bottles must be labeled.'
The Health Inspector Said:

Pay Attention To The Name

Uh, try and get it as close as possible to what they say.
Pay Attention To The Name

Extra Mayo On The Top Bun, Please

Here you go, have a nice day!'
Extra Mayo On The Top Bun, Please